Doormat Scale

Want to spruce up your home with something different the moment people are going to step through your front door? How about the doormat scale - it does, after all, kill two birds with one stone, although it might step on the sensitivities of some visitors. Needless to say, you won't want all the dirt and grime from outside end up all over your floors, hence the doormat, but make sure all your friends fall within the recommended BMI otherwise they might feel insulted the moment they enter your abode.